History Research Department
The history research department gives an area, where students and scholars who are intrigued with the events of the past, a place to fully spread their wings. We give them full access to the Hifi Archives. As long as they can reach the box at the top of the Headmaster’s storage pile in the 3rd floor attic, everything is all good.
Some of the most promising products from the research attempt made in this area are that students have come across a piece of paper once touched by the secretary of the former US president JFK. The Smithsonian did not think it was anything important but we sure thought it would have been worth something.
Some students over the course of looking through many of the available material almost made a link between Hitler and Roswell.
The highly professional staff will even be there to assist you in all your researching needs. If ever there might be a box you cannot reach they will surely provide a step ladder for you. If the archives prove a little dusty they will make sure to get a rag for you. We would not want our students getting allergic to dust while they are doing their ground breaking work.
Whether it be for the purposes of furthering their own interest in certain fields of study or they just want to pass the time, we know that the students learning who killed who in what battle when is very important for them to live normal lives. In an effort to aid the students even more, all of the research material has been arranged chronologically, or alphabetically, depending on which staff member you are talking to. Just know that they were arranged in some way.
We would not want you to get lost inside the library. It will be a headache to explain you getting lost and getting trapped inside the library to the parents. So we have made the library shelves arranged that each topic is spaced widely apart. You might even get a good run in in-between getting to and from the different topics. Convenience is important to us.
Message From The Staff
Hello future or current or even interested to be Hifi Students. We the staff of Hifi University look forward to working with you in achieving all your research goals during your stay in the university. We will be glad to help you in any way we can. Even if you have problems finding a certain topic do not hesitate to call us for help. However, if you are too dense to realize that the book you are looking for is right in front of you please forgive us for the occasional snarl. Our offices are always open to receive you, except of course during our lunch breaks. We love our lunch breaks, we may even choose to extend a couple of hours or two.
By the way do not bother complaining to the headmaster about our “lunch time”, we have him wrapped around our finger so he won’t butt in on our affairs. It is best to suck up to us if you want us to help you for real.
In cases where staff members may be unavailable, we have also provided students with access to the library computers that will give you all the information that you would need. If ever, for some reason or another, certain materials cannot be automatically found within the system it is understood that either it is not available or we might have forgot that book. Just look through the boxes. We’re sure you’ll find something.