Dating On Campus
Hif University is well known for its dating scene. With the densely male populated student body many female students have found it very easy to find multiple candidates to become their potential match. With our lone history of alumni marrying before graduation or not graduating and choosing to stay home with their kids, love matches are not uncommon in Hifi. Some even swear if it was not for the university’s relaxed approach to teaching they would not have had the opportunity to be as successful in their trivial pursuits.
We know dating is only a normal part of life so we do what we can so that students can feel free to pursue their God given needs. Basic human instincts cannot be denied to anyone, let alone hormonal alcohol driven young adults with a very weak moral high ground.
The campus is a very conducive place to mingle and find a match. Weekly mixers are organized not only for the students by the student council but the university holds a mixer for students to come and showcase their best as many foreign donators come and select various students for exchange dating programs to their home countries. Some of the students end up so happy that they choose not to return. We have not even heard from some of them in a really long time.
Foreign investors are those who keep the school running with such grace even amidst a very painful recession. They push for the school to enrol such a diverse blend of cultures while maintaining that all females be virgins. This request is most probably because investors like to have pure hearted women in college more often. They could not possibly have anything to gain by always choosing these pure women to send as candidates for foreign exchange programs to European, Middle Eastern, and even South East Asian countries. Hifi knows our mostly Caucasian female students are blossoming and becoming more well-rounded women in those countries.
They are all probably raising a wonderful family with their soul mates in other countries. We would not even be surprised if many of them have a dozen or more children in their few years abroad. Who knows, if they ever fall out of a relationship we are sure the foreign investors will act quickly to get them into a new one right away. They will try to maximize the students while they are there. They will even provide opportunities for the female students under their care to be transferred to other investors who see their potential. The students might get a chance to travel the world without having to spend a dime. They will even get to mix and mingle with countless other females from all over the world recruited for the foreign dating programs.
Foreign investors also select certain male students for special programs. Special programs are programs in which male students are taken by the foreign investors to star in informative and special educational videos which are streamed through the internet.
Our student admission office also holds a very high standard for the physical appearance of students. We might not choose all beauties but let us just say if you look jacked up then Hifi might not be the place for you. We do not have a very high standard when it comes to the education or the proficiency level of our students, so we at least make sure everyone is good enough to look at while they are walking around campus.
Looks are not everything, we can stand by that, but when you have a lousy chance of graduating then you should at least have something to fall back on. Sure looks would not last forever but they sure would not hurt your chances of getting a better life.