Classes
Even the most dedicated student gets bored with classes. With lengthy lectures and high pitched lecturers it is very easy for the attention of students to drift into never Neverland while sitting in the middle of class. If a bird passes by the window we are pretty sure you will stair at it for a good couple of seconds. Hey, we do not blame you. Learning is not for everybody, which is why you are in Hifi University in the first place.
We do not mind your kind, since most of the people who end up in university only attend because their parents made them go. If graduating was really your top priority then you would have done so ages ago. Instead you would only continue on with the bad habits that got you repeating every miserable class in the first place.
You keep telling yourself that you want that degree but you just do not have the heart to sit through a 3 hour lecture on the something as useless as math, English or history. We also know that most university level lecturers are old as the dinosaurs. With grey hair, antique clothes and bottle rimmed glasses, experienced professors are just an epic fail when it comes to grabbing on to your attention.
Hifi classes however can blow all of your previous university classes away. Here at Hifi U fun is the main thing in every curriculum. We know that the years you spend at university will always add up to the greater scheme of your life. Since life is short and we should always enjoy our time here on earth, we find it even more important that we make the most of every second.
We would not waste your time anymore with hourly long lectures. Instead at Hifi University every class can be as short as a good 5 minutes. Just long enough for that class’s lecturer to sit down, sip coffee, tell you his name then pick up and leave. Plus, we discourage faculty members to go on and on about their life, their accomplishments, degrees etc. etc. because we know most of you do not care. So to ease your burdens, and give you less reason to get your butt cheeks soar in those uncomfortable chairs, we made sure professors will only tell you what needs to be known.
The University also encourages faculty members to make classes more fun and exciting for students by challenging them in unconventional ways. For history class for example, instead of focusing on people the students do not think about, we would rather that the students learn about movers and shakers who actually matter to them. Ambitious to get into the music industry, people are taught about the music moguls of our generation. For wannabe movie stars we will teach them how even lousy actresses like Paris Hilton got a break by making a sex tape.
There was no merit in what she did, she was not even convincing, yet low and behold she is famous. Being offered movie deal after movie deal, she has no problem getting a job in entertainment even if she has no talent what so ever. Remember her album? She cannot sing to save her life but she was still able to make one.
Teaching you what you really need to know about the world is our goal. We will do so using methods that can not only hold you attention but make you feel you are not wasting your life in a lousy classroom.