Students

Students

Many have heard from our alumni how amazing our university was for them. Many of our students have become great individuals while they stayed within our campus and after they have left, have gone on to continue with their life to do bigger and better things.

Firstly we accept a whole range of students from all over. Hifi University takes pride in maintaining a very culturally diverse and unique blend of individuals who want to achieve a college degree even if they do not have the financial or be it intellectual capacity to do so. Just because you were barely able to get a high school diploma does not mean you are not capable of getting a college diploma like your previous guidance counselors would have had you believe. Even the most muscle brained jock can achieve something at Hifi University.

The brain dead prom queen can do something with her life aside from just bearing the babies of the previously stated sausage brained jock. We will give equal opportunities for everyone to experience the benefits of the Hifi curriculum. We also encourage that our students be open to accepting all kinds of cultures, races and religions. We accept just about anyone who can manage to spell their name right on the application form.

We will not go into your social background, financial capabilities and such. We will even turn a blind eye to students who have had previous criminal records, all those things you done before coming to Hifi University was probably just the folly of your youth. The faculty in charge of admissions would not hold that against you. Except of course, if you plan to add to that record then after, all evidence and means within our record will be used against you in a court of law.

But relax, you cannot possibly get into any more trouble once you are within our walls. With countless fraternities, sororities, cults and cliques we are sure in some way or another you will all get along without a hitch. We even allow these social groups to host as many parties as they want within the school grounds. Since they are within the campus they could not get in to too much trouble now can they?

Yup no trouble at all, a couple of beer kegs, shirtless frat boys with big fat Greek letters across their chest, sorority girls having wet t-shirt contests, various lesser known cliques trying to crash said parties and a bunch of loners who just have an uncontrollable urge for chaos, nothing could be more indicative of a peaceful social existence in Hifi U.

Our supreme student council is even given full freedom to run the school as they see fit. This school is just as much yours because you pay for the tuition fair and square. However if the student council decided a dictatorship is the only method that can be used to run the university then we will allow the occasional uprising to over throw them. After all, no real government can be a good model for students so we might as well encourage one that will embody the true spirit of the world’s governments.

We also sponsor a wide range of club or social group activities for students to participate in during their stay here. In real life it is no use sheltering people from the truths in the world, so we practice this in the clubs that we have allowed to be established in the campus. If any individual feels that a particular club is lacking from our wide selection the University offices are more than happy to approve just about anything. We would not even bother implementing that a certain number of people need to join in order for it to be considered a club.