Our Neighbours

Hifi University is located in one of the most charismatic neighborhoods in the US. It is so safe that you can hear the police sirens every night as they chase a masked individual through the streets. Ah yes, the atmosphere at Hifi university would not be complete without these shrilling sirens every other hour as the night goes by.

The streets surrounding Hifi university is also a famous destination for walkers or people who choose to jog at night. With dimly lit streets so as not to hurt the eyes, and curving pathways so that you always come across a blind turn, it challenges the average runner every time they set foot on the pavement.

While jogging, running or even walking you can even enjoy the sites of a very colorful neighborhood. Just about everywhere you turn you can find an original spray painted mural decorating a blank wall or two. Goes to show we enjoy individualism and the art of self-expression using any material.

Even if you choose to walk alone at night you can always feel like you have company. With countless hooded figures scattered across the neighborhood you would never feel like you are truly alone walking down the streets. If you happen to walk into a dead end street many of the neighborhood locals might even be there to greet you.

We are sure that any Caucasian student will feel right at home when touring around the university, after all the neighborliness embraces a ceremony where it is customary for white hooded dolls to be burned at the end of a rope tied to a poll. We at the university believe this is a ritual to highlight the acceptance of all races.

Female students will even be given ample dating opportunity due to the very dense population of males within not only the university but also around the campus. We have even experienced so many of our female students dropping out or stopping school due to them finding their perfect match. They always opt to settle down with their partners and dedicate themselves to the sole purpose of raising their offspring. We fully support these students who choose an early life of parenthood even if they have not yet been married. We know that the hunger for the heart to be loved is very important and quickly needs to be satisfied.

Outside of the campus students can even find a lovely park full of local characters that are there so often that you would think they live on the benches. With tattered rags for jackets and newspaper across their legs you would always feel comfortable walking around there even if you are just wearing your sweats. The locals are even so nice and caring that they will stretch out a hand to you every time you pass by them. Some would even go to the lengths of grabbing on to you just to show you the extent of how friendly they are.

For students who want to socialize with locals many of the local gangs could recruit you right off the streets. You would need only to wear either similar clothes to the gang that you want or wear the insignia of an opposing gang and you could be picked up in one of their hospitality vehicles.

The local market is also filled with gastronomic delights that are fresh from the can. You can even get your meals as cold or as bland as you want. We even recommend sampling all of the dishes that the neighborhood has to offer for students to get a better feel of the culture of the locals.