Academics

The academic program at Hifi University is constructed to provide countless opportunities for students to pursue any blue collar job that they want. We even have Medical, Dental and Law departments that will make you think you have a shot when it comes to preparing for the board and BAR exams. We will even give unaccredited off campus work for medical or dental students to participate in so they can have an excuse to poke people with needles, take blood pressure readings for no purpose other than to make someone sit in a chair for an odd number of minutes and have them make patients answer a ridiculously long set of answers that may or may not be associated to their medical condition or health.

Our law programs even have a revolutionary method of teaching students about the most inner workings of the law. We have students go on unsponsored field trips to local prisons where they have unmonitored interaction with the inmates to get a better feel of what brought about that individuals detention. We believe it is not good for a student to only study the law from a book we deem it essential for them to see the law in action in a very closed off environment.

For students who may not have an interest in the medical, dental or law fields they might find it more useful to enrol in our generalized courses. We provide classes on subjects like, how to lay bricks, ID forging, trailer home making and even on how to break and enter into a secure house. All of which focus on life skills that individuals will find very useful in real life situations.

Fostering an overall development of our students as a productive member of society capable of getting the G’s when they need to is what our university hopes to accomplish. Our university will become a stepping stone to achieving so many of their wants and their needs.

With the aid of many of our capable professors our students can accomplish many things within their stay here in university. Our professors are filled with so many good morals and integrity that they will surely steer a student to the right direction. You could not pay off our professors with big amounts like many universities; they will turn their backs on cash given in any form. Although many of our professors accept generous donations made to their offshore accounts it is in no way a reflection of them being bought to better a student’s chances of graduating with some kind of degree.

We also take into account that many of the students will have come from varying academic backgrounds. The university will provide remedial courses on just about anything for students to be able to keep up with the crowd. We even provide summer courses for basics like who to speak English not engrish, who to solve the equation with the help of a scientific calculator, and who to manage your anger long enough to be able to learn something in class. This are but few examples to the lengths we will go to ensure our students will all be on the same academic playing field.

We refuse valedictorians or over achievers of any kind to participate in the usual academic courses within the university. We feel like their kind only discourages normal students form achieving anything so they are therefore taken out of the mix.

Over all our academic system is geared towards giving even the simplest minded individuals a chance in achieve a degree. If not we at least give them something to talk about with their friends who are at university level.